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Couple walks down street
Couple encounters puddle
Man covers puddle with jacket
Woman also covers puddle with jacket
Couple takes home wet jackets
Couple rings jackets out in bucket
Couple brushes teeth for first time in 6 months because drought

Reader condemns author’s assumption of male-female couple in comments
Author writes follow-up featuring couple with two men
Author remembers lesbians
Author jacks off

Author revises piece to be less heteronormative
Author wonders where he learned term “heteronormative”
Author remembers gender and women’s studies elective from college
Author remembers women
Author jacks off

Author waits for someone to validate writing
Author refreshes page
Author checks time
Author refreshes page
Author checks time
Author refreshes page
Hours pass

Author refreshes page
Author receives notification
Author’s piece “liked” by bot
Author jacks off

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