5 Reasons You Need Polish Remover

An acetone Swiss-Army knife

A multipurpose product for when:

1)  You’re craving a Ballpark Frank, but the Polska Kielbasa are “buy one, get one free”.
2)  Your rent-neglecting tenant, Wojciech, is also a total Slav, and his neighbors are filing complaints about the clutter.                                                                                                                                                    3)  It’s a boy! But he’s missing a pec and has more webbing between his digits than the stork that airdropped him.
4)  There’s no more seats in the concert hall, and Chopin’s being a dick and hogging the whole piano bench.
5)  You’re Adolf Hitler.

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