A multipurpose product for when:
1) You’re craving a Ballpark Frank, but the Polska Kielbasa are “buy one, get one free”.
2) Your rent-neglecting tenant, Wojciech, is also a total Slav, and his neighbors are filing complaints about the clutter. 3) It’s a boy! But he’s missing a pec and has more webbing between his digits than the stork that airdropped him.
4) There’s no more seats in the concert hall, and Chopin’s being a dick and hogging the whole piano bench.
5) You’re Adolf Hitler.